King of the Juice

King of the Juice: My Top 8 Juicing Tips

I haven’t been juicing for that long, but during my fast, I learned a few tricks that made the whole process a lot easier and enjoyable. Save the plastic bags that you get when you buy produce and use them to line the ‘hopper’ of the juicer. The hopper is the bucket part that pulp […]

King of the Juice: The 3 Day Shopping List

When I was doing the total Juice Fast, I drank 3 quart-sized juices per day. This is my shopping list that would last me for 3 days. Over the course of 3 days, i’d have 9 juices. 6 of them would be the mean green and the other 3 would be more fruity ones. Primary […]

King of the Juice: The Process

How I went about my Juice Fast. Step 0: Watch “Fat, Sick, and Nearly Dead” documentary to get mentally stoked.  It’s on Netflix instant. And Hulu for free. (Thanks Manface) Step 1. Buy a juicer. You need an actual juicer. Not a food processor. Not a blender. You aren’t making smoothies, you are making juice. […]

King of the Juice: Results

Just finished my juice fast and I’d say it was a pretty big success. I lost a decent amount of weight, felt great almost the whole time, and hunger was never a factor. Cleaning the juicer is a bit of PITA, but I’ll have more on that later. Let’s look at the numbers… Juicer: Hamilton […]

Homemade V8??

Yikes. Don’t drink this: 3 – Small Tomatoes 2 Cloves – Garlic 15-20 – Basil Leaves 1 – Unblemished Red Chili 1 Cup – Spinach I just tried the “homemade V8” recipe from and holy crap. First off, it made like .2 ounces of juice and those few ounces were 98% garlic.  I finished the […]

Juice Fast – First Full Day

8:50 – First Juice. Basically the Mean Green from FS&AD, with some carrots because they were going to go bad. Energy Level – Decent Mood – Pretty Good Learning a bit about the process of juicing. That shit is messy. And wasteful. I’m putting together some tips on using a juicer, as there’s a bit […]

King of the Juice – Test Juice

So some friends and I are having a juice competition. As it stands, it’s going to be a ‘who can only drink juice for the longest time’, but it might be ‘who can lose the most weight’ or ‘who can lose the most body fat percentage’. Either way, Im going to be drinking a lot […]